Puns are a bit like marmite, aren’t they?
Some people love them and others would quite happily never hear another furever.
And there’s your first one! Boom, Boom.
Well anyway, if you can’t get enough of a good dog pun, then this one’s for you. Bookmark it and fill your boots with pawesome dog puns for every occasion!
47 dog puns to get your tail wagging!
Applaws – applause with paws!
Barking lot – Parking lot
Bone Appetit – Bon Appetit
Depawsit – deposit
Dog-tor – doctor
EmBARKing – embarking, starting
Fetching – retrieving or rather lovely
Flea’d – flee’d
Fur – for
Furever – forever
Fur-give – forgive
Fur-gotten – forgotten
Furiendly – friendly
Fur-ocious – ferocious
His Royal Paws – Like HRH but for mutts!
How’l – how will
Howlidays – holidays
Hounding – hassling
In-fur-mation – information
Im-pawtant – important
Lab-racadabra – Abracadabra
Motherpupper – I’ll leave you to figure this one out!
Oppawturnity – opportunity
Pawdicure – pedicures for dogs… naturally!
Pawesome – Awesome, obvs.
Pawfect – perfect
Pawly – poorly
Paws – pause
Pawsh – posh
Pawsitive – positive
Pawtastic – Fantastic with a paw-spin
Pawsible – possible
Paw-thority – authority
Pawty – party
Pawrents – parents
Photogra-fur – photographer
Pup-cation – vacation
Pup-corn – popcorn
Pup-eroni – pepperoni
Pupparazzi – paparazzi
Pup-sicle – popsicle, ice lolly – you get the drift
Re-tail – retail
Ruff – rough
Ruffaree – referee
Tail-wagging – to express happiness
Ultimutt – ultimate
Wonder-fur – wonderful
19 Dog Phrases that are the mutts nuts!
Barking up the wrong tree – focusing on the wrong thing
Dog and Bone – phone
Dog eat dog – every man or woman for themselves
Dogsbody – a person who is given menial tasks
Dog’s dinner – make a mess of something
Dogeared – a little bit tatty
Dog tired – exhausted
Every dog has its day – everyone gets their time to shine
Gone to the dogs – when something goes bad
His bark is worse than his bite – he’s quite nice really!
In the dog house – not in one’s good books!
Let sleeping dogs lie – leave it alone
Like a dog with two tails – happy as!
The Dog’s Bollocks – the best of the best
The Mutts Nuts – As above for the non-sweary folk
Raining cats and dogs – chucking it down with rain
Sick as a dog – unwell
Work like a dog – working hard
Underdog – unlikely winner or successor
There are of course many, many more! But this should be more than enough to keep your dog tales brimming with furbulous dog puns!
Will you be using a dog pun or two in your next blog title?
Do you have any brilliant dog puns to share that I’ve furgotten?! Hit me up in the comments with your best pooch puns! 😉